i hope you like PAIN

March 17, 2008 at 9:20 pm (randoms)

ok. so the news is out. its kind of hard to keep a secret when you are going to be the next President of the United States. which was why i was looking for a couple of bodyguards, well-versed in the ancient chinese martial art of kungfu. they were each required to submit a video showcasing their best skills.


note: no dummies were hurt in the making of this video. cant say the same for the participants though..

the best of the pick had to face off against lizard man.

(actually a man in a multi-million dollar, rubber power suit that was supposed to be so realistic that its tail could detach)

unfortunately, after a 2 minute long epic fight, the winner chickened out and fled when he saw that lizard man could hurl 50 ton boulders, while he could only manage to fling puny 50 gram pebbles; not too different from the sort you find in your backyard. and so the search continues…

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