how to eat a banana in front of the webcam

February 22, 2009 at 8:44 pm (pictures, randoms)

smile purposefully with the banana in hand.

Step 1: Smile purposefully with the banana in hand.

chomp down on it mirthlessly

Step 2: Chomp down on it mirthlessly with just the right amount of twinkle in the irises (to suggest that perhaps there's more to the banana than meets the eye.) The tie is important too, as the last thing we want to do is to appear too casual about the whole business.

vvv

Step 3:Masticate the chunk of banana you bit off thoughtfully. Pondering upon world issues such as global warming and how it's related to banana growers is a good start.

Step 4: Gobble down the remnants of banana. this is the trickiest part!

Step 4: Gobble down the remnants of banana. This is the trickiest part, as you have to do it without appearing too unglam in front of the webcam. But not to worry trooper, with just a bit of practise, you should be up and on your way to banana eating success in no time!

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1 Comment

  1. elliewellie said,

    *moves away slowly

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