Vesna Vulovic 1, Mountain 0

January 9, 2011 at 6:41 pm (randoms)

Who was she?
Vesna Vulovic was a stewardess back in the ’70s working on a Serbian airline.

How She Stared Down Death:
Except for surviving countless ass gropings during her time as a stewardess there was really nothing special about this lady. Oh yeah, except for the fact that she fell 33,000 feet and lived to tell the tale.

On January 26, 1972 our gal was working an extra shift due to a clerical error. She took the shift anyway to earn a little extra scratch, probably to supplement her bear-wrestling hobby or something. Anyway, some terrorists decided to blow up her plane and succeeded in doing so at the worst possible time, when the plane was really high up in the air.

Like this, only six miles in the air

Not only did she survive the explosion that blew the plane into pieces, but she was the only person to live after hitting the side of the mountain. Normally this would totally suck by itself, but it was winter so the mountain was also frozen which probably made it feel like she hit it after falling 33,000 and 10 feet.

Now because we’re talking about reality and not a cartoon, she did in fact break a bunch of bones and fell into a coma, but when she woke up she looked around and asked for a cigarette. Apparently flipping Death the bird really gives you cravings.

Not convinced? Did we tell you she was left paralyzed … but then regained her ability to walk through sheer force of will and balls-out effort? She also didn’t suffer any of those New Age, sissy boy “psychological effects” either and continued to fly like nothing happened. As a bonus she collected a Guinness World Record for her troubles.

Want to see if you’re as tough? No problem all you have to do is jump off the equivalent of 26 Empire State Buildings.

In case you’re wondering, a fall like that takes about three minutes, which should be plenty of time to contemplate death (and every single bad decision you’ve made in your life) and after that, don’t forget to live, break your back, fall into a coma, become paralyzed and then recover, which we figure is the hard part.


1 Comment

  1. dohjon18 said,

    Often overlooked in this amazing tale is the fact that, at 33,000 feet, there is precious little oxygen, and the surrounding non-air is bitterly cold – think -60 F or so. Pilots in unpressurized aircraft are required to have access to supplementary oxygen when flying above 12,000 ft. Consider that climbers on Everest are mucking about at slightly better than 28,000 feet in -40ish degree weather and most require oxygen just to put one foot ahead of the other. Vesna was close to a mile higher when she started her fall.. I’ll always find this story amazing.

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